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var Portal = map[string]string{

	"This was a triumph!": "I'm making a note here",
	"Huge success!":       "It's hard to overstate my satisfaction",

	"Aperture Science.":             "We do what we must because we can.",
	"For the good of all of us":     "Except the ones who are dead.",
	"Except the ones who are dead.": "But there's no sense crying over every mistake.",

	"You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.": "And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.",
	"For the people who are still alive.":               "I'm not even angry.",
	"I'm being so sincere right now.":                   "Even though you broke my heart and killed me.",
	"And tore me to pieces.":                            "And threw every piece into a fire.",
	"As they burned it hurt because":                    "I was so happy for you!",

	"Now these points of data make a beautiful line.": "And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.",
	"So I'm GLaD I got burned.":                       "Think of all the things we learned",
	"For the people who are still alive":              "Go ahead and leave me.",

	"I think I prefer to stay inside.": "Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.",
	"Maybe Black Mesa...":              "THAT WAS A JOKE. Haha. FAT CHANCE.",
	"Anyway, this cake is great.":      "It's so delicious and moist.",

	"Look at me still talking when there's science to do.": "When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.",
	"I've experiments to run there is research to be done": "On the people who are still alive",

	"And believe me I am still alive.":            "I'm doing science and I'm still alive.",
	"I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.":       "While you're dying I'll be still alive.",
	"And when you're dead I will be still alive.": "Still alive",
}